Exciting times over at Dancing on Ice where Sam Attawater wants to treat his partner Brianne to a 'head banger'. But turns out to be merely a dance move.
Ah, nice to see Chloe Madeley's parents, Richard & Judy, out in the audience supporting their daughter. Especially when the only interest Judy's ever had in ice is when it's floating in her Vodka & Tonic..
But if ratings are anything to go by then this show is as dead as the Dodo. Not only cos of the producers ever dying wish to see this show as X-Factor on Ice (with a touch of Strictly). And with the bitchy cat-fights between Jason and Karen, this show would be on it's arse.
But the 'celebrities' still keep us entertained, though. I mean, Kerry Katona's always been good on the white stuff, anyway. And I think it's safe to assume that Johnson has served ITV's cynical purpose. Next years line up needs revamping, though. Every year it's the effing same: a Hollyoaks cast member. An Eastender's cast member. A loose woman. Yeah yeah- at least no Emmerdale star this time.
But maybe ITV should stop wasting money and get that big fat cheque book out?
Or is this me being a nasty old journalist? Hmmm. I'll accept the latter.
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